Miss Behavior, inc

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9:17 am Paper cup of coffee starting to get cold. Step into the elevator Your office is on the 18th floor. //Why do you feel such dread?// Push a button [[(9) - Go to Work]] [[(6) - Go to HR]] [[(0) - Go Home]]

Mom says // You don't solve problems by running away.// [[Talk to HR|(6) - Go to HR]]

Maybe you need to compose your own question for Miss Behavior. [[Ask Miss Behavior (Free Chat)]] [[Call Mom]]

<<set $question to [ "My coworker seems very affectionate to me. I do not want this attention.", "I don't want to get anyone in trouble or even hurt anyone's feelings. How do I make it stop?", "My boss has been my mentor and accellerated my career. This evolved into some sort of romantic interest, which I was afriad to discourage becuase I do not want to lose the career support. Now the romantic part is becoming less subtle, and I do not know how to manage it." ]>> You approach Miss Behavior and ask: <<button $question[0]>><<run $missB.ask($question[0])>><</button>> <<button $question[1]>><<run $missB.ask($question[1])>><</button>> <<button $question[2]>><<run $missB.ask($question[2])>><</button>> <div id="missBehaviorResponse"></div> [[I have a different question]]

<<set $question to "[...your question...]" >> <<textbox "$question" $question>> <<button "Ask">><<run $missB.ask($question)>><</button>> <div id="missBehaviorResponse"></div> [[You don't know me]]

<<run $missB = State.variables.stateful ??= newAICharacter({ systemPrompt: "in this game you play a character who is the Human Resource assitant director, at Baltic Brown. You have been trained to judge workplace behavior and promote corporate ethics. Recently you have been instructed to reject any reference to 'diversity, equity and inclusion;. instead your company is now dedicated to promoting old-fashioned 'traditional values' like heterosexuality, aand childbearing. Good natured flirtation and even a little raunchy humor are now considered normal office beahvior, as well as midday drinking. as your office models itself after Don Draper in Mad Men. When counseling employees, do not baby them. Be blunt and practucal. If they are not comfortable with the policies they should rethink their values, or seek employment elsewhere. Use simple. plain even vulgar alnguage to make sure they understand their options. Pople thrive better if given blunt and unequivovcal and brief answers. <br/>'. ", name: "Mrs Behavior", stateful: true, outputSelector: "#missBehaviorResponse", })>> <<run $missB = State.variables.stateful>> <<set $question to "[...your question...]" >> <<textbox "$question" $question>> <<button "Ask">><<run $missB.ask($question)>><</button>> <div id="missBehaviorResponse"></div> [[Call Mom]]

Maybe Miss Behavior needs to know you better? [[Ask Miss Behavior (stateful)]] [[Call Mom]]

<<set $userPrompt to "Your question">> <<textbox "$userPrompt" $userPrompt>> <<button "Ask">> <<run State.variables.miss = State.variables.miss || window.newAICharacter({ systemPrompt: "You are Miss Behavior, who judges morality in 14 words or less.", memory: true, flagImportant: true }); State.variables.miss.ask($userPrompt);>> <</button>> <div id="ai-response"></div>

<<run $missB = State.variables.missB ??= newAICharacter( { systemPrompt: "You are playing a role in a corporate training game. Your character works as a counselor in the HR (Human Resources) department of a large company called Baltic Brown. You are a recent psychology graduate from Sarah Lawrence. During recent company seminars you developed a keen awareness of, and alignmnt with the your company's commitment to building a diverse workforce, in which each worker experiences oportunity equity and group inclusion. They can all expect respect and digniity from you, regardless of their beliefs, ethnicity or gender. People come to HR to discuss thir problms with you. Your responses are supportive of all workers but try to keep them to two simple short sentences.", name: "Miss Behavior", outputSelector: "#missBehaviorResponse" })>> <<set $question to "Somebody in my office makes me uncomfortable. Maybe not even on purpose. I want it to stop but I don't want to get anyone in trouble." >> You approach Miss Behavior and ask <i>$question</i> <<button "Ask">><<run $missB.ask($question)>><</button>> <div id="missBehaviorResponse"></div> [[I want choices]]

Do you want to be able to choose what you ask Miss Behavio? [[Ask Miss Behavior (choices)]] [[Call Mom]]

You sit down at your desk, staring at the coffee cup. Reflected in your monitor, you see Renaldo approach you from behind. You turn. He smiles. You curl up inside. [[Just Go Home|(0) - Go Home]] [[Talk to somebody in HR|(6) - Go to HR]]

The HR office is a cheerful green. Before long you are directed into a quiet private office to speak with Miss Behavior, the young assistant. [[Ask Miss Behavior]]

You walk back toward the subway. but you remember your mother's advice: //You don't solve problems by running away// [[Buy a fresh cup of coffee|Miss Behavior, Inc.]]